My Manifesto for World Domination

I think the very first thing I shall do once I take over the wonderful but poorly managed planet is to order the immediate destruction of 99...

Greetings Pop Pickers, Since we will be having ourselves a jolly little revolution at some point I think we are going to need a soundtrack. ...

I don't know about you, but it really annoys me when people put a dot above an upper case "I". So much so I think a new decree...

Hello Citizens, I like to think that I will be an open and accesible ruler of the planet so I would like to take a moment from time to time ...

Ok, Ok! I'm sorry! I know I haven't posted since November but there was Christmas and New Year and all that and anyway, I'm back...

Well, I have been promising a photo of myself for a long time now...... and the moment has finally arrived!! Cue the fanfare...... The Might...

I like Italian food, and I like eating it in Italian restaurants. But why do the waiters have control of the black pepper? When you get your...