A Dotty Problem

I don't know about you, but it really annoys me when people put a dot above an upper case "I". So much so I think a new decree is needed!

GLOBAL DECREE #11
No dots above an uppercase "I"

Those found guilty of putting a dot above an uppercase "I" will receive 20 hours community service.

Those found guilty of drawing little circles above an uppercase "I" will receive 50 hours community service.

Thouse found guilty of drawing a little heart above an uppercase "I" will receive 100 hours community service and will have to write out 5000 of the offending items every day for a week so that they get so fed up of them that they will never consider writing stupind hearty I's ever again.

There you go - another step in the direction of living in a fair and just world.

Ta-ta!
Captain Chris - Dot Police